its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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