In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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