Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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