Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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