Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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