i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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