She announced her abortion via fbk
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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