I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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