no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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