? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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