Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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