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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship

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• (407): View more from Florida

  HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki

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• (619): View more from California

  I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  If you need anything just hit me up

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  Pancakes

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  Noted.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.

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