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• (510): View more from California

  You want to go to a white party at LAX

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  Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.

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  I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Is she still in your room?

  (1-978): View more from Massachusetts

  Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Your normalization of crazy is frightening.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again

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