Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.