I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
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I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.