you turned your livingroom into a bong?
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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