I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I need to align my fucking chakras
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
