I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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