If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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