Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
