ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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