Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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