Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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