yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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