I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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