great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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