normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Randomize