Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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