Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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