I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
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