wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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