so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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