Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm like, not good at living.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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