Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
whose parrot is this?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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