Sry I called you an 8
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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