my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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