Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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