isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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