Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She bit a glass in half.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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