Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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