hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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