she kept yelling 'call me bella'
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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