I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i came on her dog
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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