Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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