After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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