you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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