small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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