Do you still have your period?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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