Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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