How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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