Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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