North Korea, Best Korea!
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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