Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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