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i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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