there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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