Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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