am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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