I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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